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chickenuqqet:

"hates a strong word"

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"As useful as a snooze button on a smoke alarm."

apophatic:

Top Gear just gave me my new favorite phrase.

ART

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omg

http://ms-dos5.tumblr.com/

dicksplit:

On your man’s dick like

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but what is this thing

I’ve never seen this before

heckacute:

She loved sweets so I tried my hand at making her some brownies. I say “loved” because she died. She died from eating the brownies I made. I had no idea that she was so allergic to bees. 

thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America.

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off